Gone are the days we as men used to wish for a housewife. Its not that we hate the idea of a woman sitting at home passing her time by watching TV, washing the clothes, cooking food, etc. waiting for you to come back from work… and as you ring the door bell, she’d be there to open that door for you, to give you that refreshing peck on your lips/cheeks (the place you prefer) and offer you that well deserving cup of tea (or coffee if your one of them new breeds of Asians).
Now don’t get me wrong, there still are many, many men (okay I may be exaggerating a tad bit with the ‘many, many men’) out there who want a housewife. Also, I by no means imply that women (wives) are to wash the clothes, cook food or to make for their husbands that refreshing cup of tea/coffee. I herein am talking of the traditional housewife chores that I have witnessed done by older generations.
Women these days want to be much more than just a housewife. There’s this Women Empowerment movement gaining momentum now-a-days that is changing women’s outlook, enabling them to think of a life independent of men (it is notable to mention that I give credit to a rise in the number of lesbians to this movement – amen!).
However for women that aren’t lesbians and those that look forward to getting married some day, they don’t want to be ‘chained’ at home. They want to be an active partner when it comes to managing a family. They don’t want to be considered inferior to men in any way possible and hence women these days are competing (and in some cases have dominated) men in many fields.
Not that most men are complaining. We do realize that women who work aren’t a liability but instead are a precious asset.
However (again), this post is not about women contributing to increasing the standard of living of the family, but instead it is a list of the top 10 careers my ideal wife could be in.
Of course there’s no guarantee as such that my eventual wife (or wives) would come from any of these professions.
Let’s get to the list, then –
10) A Bartender: Oh well… keeping it simple, the advantages of a bartender are:
** Free entry into the club!
** Free drinks (oh well…I’m no alcoholic but then once in a while…)
** Bartenders are real social always having something to talk about.
The verdict: bartenders are real cool to be in a relationship with, though the real question is are they long term material? Well miracles do occur (I have been told) so if I ever hook up with a bartender… I hope to keep it long term.
9) A Gymnast/Acrobat: With all those moves they keep doing on the poles and bars while performing, imagine them in bed! The only real defining reason I’ve put a gymnast/acrobat as a career possibility for my ideal wife is due to the intense and often acrobatic sex sessions we’d most probably share. The passion in bed would most probably have me wanting for more, thereby, keeping me interested in the relationship (of course there’s more to a relationship, but then sometimes plain old wild good sex could do the job by itself making up for other shortcomings). Also, being a gymnast/acrobat would require her to be athletic and fit which means she’s not going to be putting on some serious weight anytime soon.
8) A Dancer: Probably every man’s heard of the quote, “if she dances well, she fucks well”. Dancing is an art that can be extremely arousing and a sexual turn-on to even the most impotent of men. There’s nothing like watching a chick dance really well (especially if she’s dancing with you). I love a good dancer, not because she’s a good dancer as such but instead because a good dancer gets other men drooling. Any woman that can get other men drool is prime target.
Also most good dancers are very pleasant to mingle often being very social.
7) A Doctor/Dentist: I, herein, am not talking of those extremely butt ugly women who have taken up being a doctor/dentist because they spent most of their time studying when in school often avoided due to being a kill joy or being too introverted to mingle. When I talk of my wife being a doctor I talk of a highly dedicated professional who’s good looking, smart, trendy – more like that intern in Grey’s Anatomy (don’t remember her name – ‘Meredith’ is my guess though), or those chicks in Scrubs.
Keep in mind the fact that doctors/dentists earn a relatively great pay and add to that the possibility of free checkups and medicine and you feel you’ve hit the jackpot!
6) A Journalist/Reporter/News reader: I find any woman relating to journalism hot. I consider women in the journalism field to be social butterflies, often very comfortable with themselves and I take them to be excellent flirts. There is nothing better than having a great flirt as a life partner (unless she’s not cheating on you). Flirting is super important in a relationship; if you can’t flirt there’s a good chance I am going to be bored with you within a week (however cute you look). Also being comfortable with oneself is like one of the most important commandments of being happy so it is a must! There’s also this chance that she may be on T.V. some day (if she already isn’t on T.V.); imagine the bragging rights you get!
5) A Psychologist: Ah! Just take a minute to imagine a wife who’s a psychologist…think of how she’d listen to you a hell lot, how she’d take time to understand your point of view and more importantly how she’d work towards a solution non-violently. I do not know any man alive who doesn’t want the above three qualities in a wife. Being patient is also very important for a stable relationship; and I suppose women psychologists are the most patient amongst other career women on the list.
4) A Teacher: Teachers have always impressed me. Ever since I was at school I’ve always had crushes on a few of my teachers (which is very normal I’ve read). My teacher fantasy jumped a few levels the minute I watched the My Naughty Teacher porn series (which I must say is quite good – Juice Man verified!).
The reason I find teachers very amusing is cause their very intellectual. Intellectual women turn me on. I’m herein not talking of those math teachers, but instead am talking of History, Geography, Chemistry, English, etc. teachers (which are cute too – not the butt ugly ones yucky yuck). There’s always something to talk about when you’ve got a teacher around (ah she could at least go on and on about her subject which I may add is much better than being just blank).
Plus teachers control a little power at school and also I figure a good teacher has all the ingredients required to make her a perfecto wife (and mom with all the experience she gets with kids at school).
3) A Lawyer: Ever since I’ve watched the Boston Legal series, I’m in love with lawyers. I was so in love with that show that I wanted to take up law myself… but that idea went down the drain when I received my introduction to law text that weighed a million milligrams (may be a couple or more million milligrams I still can’t lift that book with ease!).
My next option then is to get married to a lawyer. I am not gay (don’t pay attention to the rumors people!) and so I would love to be in a long term relationship with a lawyer – preferably criminal lawyer or corporate lawyer.
I have always loved women that dress up in coats! I find they look (and I assume they are) much more intellectual and snobbish than most. Being intellectual and a little snobbish is so cute to me.
A lawyer would be perfect ‘cause I figure she’d be all sophisticated and be so diplomatic. She’d be so good with words with all the twisting and turning I could get so heated up but at the same time so passionate! Passion for me mostly results from anger (as in when your so being ragged and teased… awww I’m twisted I know); passion is a must for a successful relationship.
Plus I’d get to hear about all those exciting cases of murder, deceit, crime, etc. that she maybe representing - an added bonus.
2) A Marketing/Advertising head: Any woman that has some control over marketing decisions is a great catch. Why? Cause being a marketing head exhibits few qualities that I find very attractive:
** Creativity – she must be creative to be in the marketing/advertising dept. right?
** Powerful – being head of dept. would mean she exercises a certain control and power over her staff.
** A big pay check – oh well… head of dept. must get you a big pay check right ?
** Taste – most women in the marketing/advt. division have this amazing taste when it comes to fashion and style. They do make an impression.
** Management – if she’s good at managing the department she’d probably be able to manage me (or so I think).
1) The President: This would be the ultimate ideal match for me. I love power and I love being around people that have power. A wife who’s the president… how many people have been married to a president (wife)? Not many I guess… and there’s a reason – their real rare.
Imagine me just bragging on and on of how “I bang the president” omg the bragging rights itself would be enough to keep me bound to her. Also take in account the VIP lifestyle, the world tours, and the attention! Numero uno indeed…
Well I know this has been a long post… it took me days to get to 10 ideal careers for my wife and then to sort them out took me a few more hours of hardcore thinking. This of course is just me fantasizing… I’m right now not even thinking close to marriage but then when that day does occur, I most probably will be tying the knot with someone belonging to one of these careers.
Later people. Have fun!
Now don’t get me wrong, there still are many, many men (okay I may be exaggerating a tad bit with the ‘many, many men’) out there who want a housewife. Also, I by no means imply that women (wives) are to wash the clothes, cook food or to make for their husbands that refreshing cup of tea/coffee. I herein am talking of the traditional housewife chores that I have witnessed done by older generations.
Women these days want to be much more than just a housewife. There’s this Women Empowerment movement gaining momentum now-a-days that is changing women’s outlook, enabling them to think of a life independent of men (it is notable to mention that I give credit to a rise in the number of lesbians to this movement – amen!).
However for women that aren’t lesbians and those that look forward to getting married some day, they don’t want to be ‘chained’ at home. They want to be an active partner when it comes to managing a family. They don’t want to be considered inferior to men in any way possible and hence women these days are competing (and in some cases have dominated) men in many fields.
Not that most men are complaining. We do realize that women who work aren’t a liability but instead are a precious asset.
However (again), this post is not about women contributing to increasing the standard of living of the family, but instead it is a list of the top 10 careers my ideal wife could be in.
Of course there’s no guarantee as such that my eventual wife (or wives) would come from any of these professions.
Let’s get to the list, then –
10) A Bartender: Oh well… keeping it simple, the advantages of a bartender are:
** Free entry into the club!
** Free drinks (oh well…I’m no alcoholic but then once in a while…)
** Bartenders are real social always having something to talk about.
The verdict: bartenders are real cool to be in a relationship with, though the real question is are they long term material? Well miracles do occur (I have been told) so if I ever hook up with a bartender… I hope to keep it long term.
9) A Gymnast/Acrobat: With all those moves they keep doing on the poles and bars while performing, imagine them in bed! The only real defining reason I’ve put a gymnast/acrobat as a career possibility for my ideal wife is due to the intense and often acrobatic sex sessions we’d most probably share. The passion in bed would most probably have me wanting for more, thereby, keeping me interested in the relationship (of course there’s more to a relationship, but then sometimes plain old wild good sex could do the job by itself making up for other shortcomings). Also, being a gymnast/acrobat would require her to be athletic and fit which means she’s not going to be putting on some serious weight anytime soon.
8) A Dancer: Probably every man’s heard of the quote, “if she dances well, she fucks well”. Dancing is an art that can be extremely arousing and a sexual turn-on to even the most impotent of men. There’s nothing like watching a chick dance really well (especially if she’s dancing with you). I love a good dancer, not because she’s a good dancer as such but instead because a good dancer gets other men drooling. Any woman that can get other men drool is prime target.
Also most good dancers are very pleasant to mingle often being very social.
7) A Doctor/Dentist: I, herein, am not talking of those extremely butt ugly women who have taken up being a doctor/dentist because they spent most of their time studying when in school often avoided due to being a kill joy or being too introverted to mingle. When I talk of my wife being a doctor I talk of a highly dedicated professional who’s good looking, smart, trendy – more like that intern in Grey’s Anatomy (don’t remember her name – ‘Meredith’ is my guess though), or those chicks in Scrubs.
Keep in mind the fact that doctors/dentists earn a relatively great pay and add to that the possibility of free checkups and medicine and you feel you’ve hit the jackpot!
6) A Journalist/Reporter/News reader: I find any woman relating to journalism hot. I consider women in the journalism field to be social butterflies, often very comfortable with themselves and I take them to be excellent flirts. There is nothing better than having a great flirt as a life partner (unless she’s not cheating on you). Flirting is super important in a relationship; if you can’t flirt there’s a good chance I am going to be bored with you within a week (however cute you look). Also being comfortable with oneself is like one of the most important commandments of being happy so it is a must! There’s also this chance that she may be on T.V. some day (if she already isn’t on T.V.); imagine the bragging rights you get!
5) A Psychologist: Ah! Just take a minute to imagine a wife who’s a psychologist…think of how she’d listen to you a hell lot, how she’d take time to understand your point of view and more importantly how she’d work towards a solution non-violently. I do not know any man alive who doesn’t want the above three qualities in a wife. Being patient is also very important for a stable relationship; and I suppose women psychologists are the most patient amongst other career women on the list.
4) A Teacher: Teachers have always impressed me. Ever since I was at school I’ve always had crushes on a few of my teachers (which is very normal I’ve read). My teacher fantasy jumped a few levels the minute I watched the My Naughty Teacher porn series (which I must say is quite good – Juice Man verified!).
The reason I find teachers very amusing is cause their very intellectual. Intellectual women turn me on. I’m herein not talking of those math teachers, but instead am talking of History, Geography, Chemistry, English, etc. teachers (which are cute too – not the butt ugly ones yucky yuck). There’s always something to talk about when you’ve got a teacher around (ah she could at least go on and on about her subject which I may add is much better than being just blank).
Plus teachers control a little power at school and also I figure a good teacher has all the ingredients required to make her a perfecto wife (and mom with all the experience she gets with kids at school).
3) A Lawyer: Ever since I’ve watched the Boston Legal series, I’m in love with lawyers. I was so in love with that show that I wanted to take up law myself… but that idea went down the drain when I received my introduction to law text that weighed a million milligrams (may be a couple or more million milligrams I still can’t lift that book with ease!).
My next option then is to get married to a lawyer. I am not gay (don’t pay attention to the rumors people!) and so I would love to be in a long term relationship with a lawyer – preferably criminal lawyer or corporate lawyer.
I have always loved women that dress up in coats! I find they look (and I assume they are) much more intellectual and snobbish than most. Being intellectual and a little snobbish is so cute to me.
A lawyer would be perfect ‘cause I figure she’d be all sophisticated and be so diplomatic. She’d be so good with words with all the twisting and turning I could get so heated up but at the same time so passionate! Passion for me mostly results from anger (as in when your so being ragged and teased… awww I’m twisted I know); passion is a must for a successful relationship.
Plus I’d get to hear about all those exciting cases of murder, deceit, crime, etc. that she maybe representing - an added bonus.
2) A Marketing/Advertising head: Any woman that has some control over marketing decisions is a great catch. Why? Cause being a marketing head exhibits few qualities that I find very attractive:
** Creativity – she must be creative to be in the marketing/advertising dept. right?
** Powerful – being head of dept. would mean she exercises a certain control and power over her staff.
** A big pay check – oh well… head of dept. must get you a big pay check right ?
** Taste – most women in the marketing/advt. division have this amazing taste when it comes to fashion and style. They do make an impression.
** Management – if she’s good at managing the department she’d probably be able to manage me (or so I think).
1) The President: This would be the ultimate ideal match for me. I love power and I love being around people that have power. A wife who’s the president… how many people have been married to a president (wife)? Not many I guess… and there’s a reason – their real rare.
Imagine me just bragging on and on of how “I bang the president” omg the bragging rights itself would be enough to keep me bound to her. Also take in account the VIP lifestyle, the world tours, and the attention! Numero uno indeed…
Well I know this has been a long post… it took me days to get to 10 ideal careers for my wife and then to sort them out took me a few more hours of hardcore thinking. This of course is just me fantasizing… I’m right now not even thinking close to marriage but then when that day does occur, I most probably will be tying the knot with someone belonging to one of these careers.
Later people. Have fun!
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Floyd,am taking the notes very carefully...3.5/10 low score but thats how i wud do on ur CV..jokes apart.
TX for appreciating the new modernised women, the good ol' no harm but the new versions r extremly good.RESPECT!!!
CHEERS!
Hope Floats said...
October 23, 2007 at 8:55 PM
hmmm.. seems like ur not very demanding at all!!! lol... neway ill take the journalist thing as a compliment... ;)
Gentle Whispers said...
October 29, 2007 at 4:36 PM
Interesting to know.
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November 11, 2008 at 7:50 PM